Scholarly Prankster Pillows

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Court's in recess!'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Checkmate!'

The Ascent of Man.

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

I will not waste chalk kid...

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

"About these experiements of yours into genetic cloning, Bond" boomed the Headmaster, "They must cease immediately"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

Sartre's E-Mail

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

After exhaustive auditions, Rudy Park hires a new writer. You should've seen the brawl that broke out between Rowling, Twain and Watterson. They all really wanted the gig … until they heard what it pays. So who'd we hire? Darrin Bell. The guy who draws us. That clown? Shhh!! What? I'm not afraid of him. To be continued …

Wishing Well

"Whoa! Are they doing what I think they're doing?"

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

Practical Jokes in the Science Lab. Watch this -- That chair is made of anti-matter.

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

Recombinant DNA Lab.

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

'I'm sorry, Professor Johnson is not picking up. I can put you through to the equally eccentric Professor Williams if you would like?'