Disciplinary Prankster Pillows

'Remember Spike, he gets a 1/2 hour lunch. ONe minute more and you attack!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Court's in recess!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Teddy Time Bears

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Clown Skis.