Disciplinary Prankster Pillows

'Remember Spike, he gets a 1/2 hour lunch. ONe minute more and you attack!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Court's in recess!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Teddy Time Bears

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.