Intellectual Pranksters Pillows

'That's intellectually dishonest, Sid.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Checkmate!'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

The Ascent of Man.

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"I think we both know who did it...."

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"Personally, I don't think the company's CEO and CFO should be making decisions by rock- paper-scissors!"

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Tank color choices.

Sartre's E-Mail

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

Van Helsing's plans are thwarted by the Count's new anti-staking device.

How do bright women get pregnant?