Strategic Pranksters Pillows

'That's not bad. But most of the other consulatnats gave us mission statemens with more detail.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Checkmate!'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

The Ascent of Man.

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

Back to the Holidays

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.