Pranksters Pillows

In case of blackout break the glass

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'You know what they say. . . 'If your dog is fat - you aren't getting enough exercise.''

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

To be more convincing when he faked a sick day, Bill liked to actually feel lousy.

'Follow that car! Nah, I'm just kidding. . . that would be ridiculous.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"What a pro."

'Maybe our book club just isn't for you, Carl'

"It's for you."

'Well, Time, we made it past all that security,,, Now I'll just fax these secret documents to Zurich and we can pay off your bookies,'

'Only you could do that to an ATM!'

'Psych!'

Rude Greetings Cards.

Beware of the Cat.

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Clearing Out the Elevator

Trapeze Artist Pulls Trousers off Partner.

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

A Duet

Pie Trump's face

"You didn't read the fine print. This roach spray attracts them."

"This might be the year to start lying about your age."

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"No more beach time for Uncle Jimmy" "Naked frisbee...who's with me?!"

"Tell me again why you're afraid of fish?"

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"

Seconds before the children find out that Aunt Patty uses the 'F' word. . .

Magic Kick

Tartar sauce.

'Ha, ha -- Made you look!'

"What? It's a rear view mirror, isn't it?"

Wedding couple getting married in the rain.