Pranksters Prints

In case of blackout break the glass

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'You know what they say. . . 'If your dog is fat - you aren't getting enough exercise.''

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'Follow that car! Nah, I'm just kidding. . . that would be ridiculous.'

To be more convincing when he faked a sick day, Bill liked to actually feel lousy.

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

"What a pro."

'Maybe our book club just isn't for you, Carl'

"It's for you."

Trapeze Artist Pulls Trousers off Partner.

Rude Greetings Cards.

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

'Psych!'

Clearing Out the Elevator

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Only you could do that to an ATM!'

How electric eels "welcome" door-to-door salesmen

Beware of the Cat.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'Well, Time, we made it past all that security,,, Now I'll just fax these secret documents to Zurich and we can pay off your bookies,'

Fire alarm reads: 'IN CASE OF FIRE: Run like hell.'

A full Moon

I said, everybody out of the car! Jeez, I hate stopping clown cars!

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'Want to buzz the airport?'

Joker in jail

'Betty? I can't come over; I've got prickly heat rash again.'

Man with a long straw sneaks another man's beer at the bar.

"So you don't deny putting plastic explosives in your husband's executive toy ?"

'My Friends ran out toilet paper.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Ring again and I'm calling your parents!' - Death's Doorstep.