Pranksters At Heart Pillows

"Oh, just break it anywhere."

Hibernation practical joke - Squirrel about to wake another squirrel by bursting a bag.

Stun-gun target practice

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Thumbing a Lift.

'How many balloons did the kids tie to your doghouse?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

Poisson d'Avril!

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

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Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.