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Prison Escape Plot

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Stupid Cupid.

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

Tartar sauce.

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'