Pranksters At Heart Mugs

"Oh, just break it anywhere."

C'mon, admit it - I scared you a little.

Hibernation practical joke - Squirrel about to wake another squirrel by bursting a bag.

Stun-gun target practice

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

Thumbing a Lift.

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'How many balloons did the kids tie to your doghouse?'

Tartar sauce.

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.