Pranksters With A Twist Mugs

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Thumbing a Lift.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'How many balloons did the kids tie to your doghouse?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

'That's for false alarms...'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Back to the Holidays

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Echo in the hippo.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Pranking Zombies