Pranksters With A Twist Mugs

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

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"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Thumbing a Lift.

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

'How many balloons did the kids tie to your doghouse?'

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Tartar sauce.

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

'That's for false alarms...'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Back to the Holidays

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Pranking Zombies

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'