Philosophical Prankster Prints

Sartre's E-Mail

'The apple is just a marketing ploy. There's a limo service out of here and free shopping at the mall.'

Blight at the end of the tunnel

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Nun Binning the Devil

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'Checkmate!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

The Ascent of Man.

'On Wall Street, both stocks and bonds dropped on news that adversity is good for the soul.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Om and Ommer

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

Excommunicate Me.

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

After exhaustive auditions, Rudy Park hires a new writer. You should've seen the brawl that broke out between Rowling, Twain and Watterson. They all really wanted the gig … until they heard what it pays. So who'd we hire? Darrin Bell. The guy who draws us. That clown? Shhh!! What? I'm not afraid of him. To be continued …

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

Since you conduct only thought-experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought-results.

I wasn't cheating...I was getting a second opinion.

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

Dog makes cats float with helium.

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

Square root of chicken is egg.

Politics Books

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"Kevin gerrymandered our room again!!"