Religious Prankster T-Shirts

Excommunicate Me.

Chase me, chase me cows.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

Nun Binning the Devil

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

Om and Ommer

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Excommunicate Me.

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

'Whoops!'

After exhaustive auditions, Rudy Park hires a new writer. You should've seen the brawl that broke out between Rowling, Twain and Watterson. They all really wanted the gig … until they heard what it pays. So who'd we hire? Darrin Bell. The guy who draws us. That clown? Shhh!! What? I'm not afraid of him. To be continued …

Sartre's E-Mail

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

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