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'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

Nun Binning the Devil

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

How to scare cats.

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

'The church offering was really down this week, we received three I.O.U.'s.'

'Today, dad has cooked and we're well prepared!'

'I fixed the dent in the bumper.'