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Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Apple harvest."

Sick Rancher Humor

Clandestine cows.

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

'Last night, I snuck into the barn with a latex medical glove tied to the end of a hose...haha!'

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

Drones Unlimited

"Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calve's stepfather?"

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

Fishermen catches fish.

See, son? That's what happens when you don

Hunting wildfowl

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

A suit of scarecrows

Thanksgiving.

'I told you to pick me up around the corner.'

"So, how long have you two been in Ghana studying the apes?"

"See? I told you those ventriloquist lessons would pay off for us some day!"

Man facing execution replaces head with turnip

"Yeah? Well, I thought you brought a ball."

"Now that part of them is known as the gluteus maximus, or as we call it, the 'sweet spot'."

Golfer places tee on golfer dressed in green who is camouflaged...

A gardener blowing autumn leaves off a tree - into a neighbour's garden.