Farmer Prankster T-Shirts

"See? I told you those ventriloquist lessons would pay off for us some day!"

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

A sure sign of rain

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Oh Hi!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Static cling."

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Where are you going?'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

A Tongue Stud.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

Grassy breath?

'She says her stomachs ache.'

Tropical Cow Tank

COWS: Spare cow

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

'Well, nobody's perfect.'

Dairy Potter.

Middle Management Training.

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

"Corned beef and cabbage"