Farmyard Trickster T-Shirts

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Oh Hi!'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Cockerel sings the blues...

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"Start talking."

Vaccinating Scarecrow

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

COWS: Spare cow

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

Organ Donor Card

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

Tropical Cow Tank

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'Let's see... two clucks, three baas, one quack, two oinks, and eight neighs- once again, the neighs have it.'

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.