Farmyard Trickster T-Shirts

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Oh Hi!'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

Vaccinating Scarecrow

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

"Start talking."

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Tropical Cow Tank

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

Organ Donor Card

COWS: Spare cow

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

"Maybe strawberries would have made more sense."

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

'Let's see... two clucks, three baas, one quack, two oinks, and eight neighs- once again, the neighs have it.'

Everything you always wanted to know about slop, but were afraid to ask...

Nervous Chicken in the maternity ward.