Farmyard Prankster T-Shirts

Thanksgiving.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Oh Hi!'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Cockerel sings the blues...

Cow Pollen

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'Where are you going?'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

"Start talking."

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

Tropical Cow Tank

'Last night, I snuck into the barn with a latex medical glove tied to the end of a hose...haha!'

COWS: Spare cow

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

'Let's see... two clucks, three baas, one quack, two oinks, and eight neighs- once again, the neighs have it.'

Ostrich Farm