Farmyard Prankster Pillows

Thanksgiving.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Oh Hi!'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Cow Pollen

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Where are you going?'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"Start talking."

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

Tropical Cow Tank

COWS: Spare cow

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

'Let's see... two clucks, three baas, one quack, two oinks, and eight neighs- once again, the neighs have it.'

Ostrich Farm

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."