Farmyard Humorist Pillows

Why Are You Following Me?

'Let's see... two clucks, three baas, one quack, two oinks, and eight neighs- once again, the neighs have it.'

"So how do we know if they've got this helium virus?"

Soap Box

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

'I didn't realise we had to plant our own gear!'

The punishment of a 'SELF MILKER'!

Pig farm for sale: the stench is too close to the city.

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

Airport Pickups: Mr. Baines, Vinny and Daisy.

Once a rabbit manages to get you in a headlock, you are 'OWNED'!

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here, and a moo-moo there.'

"I bet she is not a natural blond."

"Is your business picking up?"

"I'm leaving you, Helen, I need to be free-range."

"I have to say, it`s not every boss that buys their workers a bottle for their hard work."

"Understand this Boris. Continue on your present course and we will invoke code "BROWN" cow control. You have been warned..."

'I'm Loving the 'Group Hug!''

'Now that's what I CALL a free-range chicken'

'They're shaking hands: Looks like we'll be part of the Bride's dowry...'

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Make sure you wake me up early."

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

"Collapsed Udder Syndrome?"

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

The Burger and the Whopper.

Easier Said Than Done.

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."