Rural Prankster Pillows

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Sick Rancher Humor

"Apple harvest."

Clandestine cows.

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

"Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calve's stepfather?"

Fishermen catches fish.

Drones Unlimited

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

A suit of scarecrows

Hunting wildfowl

Thanksgiving.

'I told you to pick me up around the corner.'

"Yeah? Well, I thought you brought a ball."

Man facing execution replaces head with turnip

Golfer places tee on golfer dressed in green who is camouflaged...

"See? I told you those ventriloquist lessons would pay off for us some day!"

"So, how long have you two been in Ghana studying the apes?"

"Now that part of them is known as the gluteus maximus, or as we call it, the 'sweet spot'."

A gardener blowing autumn leaves off a tree - into a neighbour's garden.

No Swimming, Skateboarding, Bicycling, Parking, Calories. . .