Pasture Prankster T-Shirts

"Free-range chicken meets grass-fed cow..."

"Now that part of them is known as the gluteus maximus, or as we call it, the 'sweet spot'."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Apple harvest."

Cow Pollen

Ham-Dram

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

How to scare cats.

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"It was a professional hit..."

'Don't leave me hanging!'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

Drones Unlimited

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

Groucho Chicken

"Me? A couple a' drinks and I thought the cat was a squeaky toy..."

Squirrel decorates its tail as a christmas tree

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

'Eat the grass in perfect circles, It drives them crazy,'

"Hey, buddy, if it's not too much trouble, I'm getting a little peckish and it's my dinner time." "Wha?! You can talk!!" "I'm just messing with you—woof, woof! Woof! Woof!!"

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

Everything was fine until Becky's little sister decided to skip double.