Farmyard Funsters T-Shirts

COWS: Cow pole dancing

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Oh Hi!'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Dedication to excellence....

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Superstock'

Moo! OOM!

Police Cow!

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

Cow Pollen

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

I want to be a lawn!

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"Start talking."

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

Holy Cow

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'Big egg.'

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

YAAY! Slam dump!

Diet Cud

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."