COWS: Cow pole dancing
Farmyard Funsters Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the lively spirit of farmyard funsters? Our collection brings humor and charm to those with a fondness for rural life. Whether it's a hilarious mug, a playful t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, these unique items celebrate the quirky characters of farm life. Ideal for farmers, animal lovers, or anyone who appreciates the countryside's delightful chaos, our farmyard funsters range offers humorous ways to add a touch of rural whimsy to everyday life.
'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
'Oh Hi!'
Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!
Dedication to excellence....
Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.
'Superstock'
Moo! OOM!
Police Cow!
"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"
Cow Pollen
Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!
"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"
'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'
Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.
I want to be a lawn!
Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure
'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'
Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!
'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'
"Start talking."
"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."
Holy Cow
'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'
Testing...testing...one, two, three...
When Cows Discovered Mowers
'Big egg.'
"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."
YAAY! Slam dump!
Diet Cud
'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'
I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!
Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.
"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."
Farmyard Funsters Gifts Collection
Farmyard Funsters Mugs
Find more farmyard funsters mugs and start your mornings with a smile—perfect for farmhouse kitchens, gift exchanges, or everyday cheer.
Farmyard Funsters Pillows
Relax with our farmyard funsters pillows, bringing a playful farmhouse vibe and comfort to your sofa or bed.
Farmyard Funsters Prints
Decorate with humorous farmyard funsters prints that capture the joy and chaos of rural life—ideal for bringing countryside charm indoors.
Farmyard Funsters T-Shirts
Browse our farmyard funsters t-shirts to wear your love of rural life proudly and add a humorous twist to your wardrobe.