"You want me to do the Hernia operation for two chickens? What are these chickens made of …… gold?!!"
Farmyard Funster Gifts
Looking for gifts that celebrate your love of farmyard fun? Our collection features cheerful, farm-inspired designs perfect for adding a lighthearted touch to mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints. Whether for a farm lover or someone who enjoys rural humor, these creative items are sure to delight and brighten any setting.
Organ Donor Card
'A cow alarm'.
COWS: Cow Dispenser
Ok chaps, let's put this cheap Christmas cracker trumpet through its paces!
12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'
She's got a hat-trick!
"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."
'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'
'Oh Hi!'
Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!
Dedication to excellence....
Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.
'Superstock'
Moo! OOM!
Police Cow!
Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!
Dogs and Chickens
'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'
"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"
Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.
I want to be a lawn!
Costume Party.
'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'
Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!
'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'
"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."
"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."
Holy Cow
Testing...testing...one, two, three...
When Cows Discovered Mowers
I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!
'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'
"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."
"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."
Farmyard Funster Gifts Collection
Farmyard Funster Mugs
Explore our delightful farmyard fun mugs collection—perfect for adding rural charm and humor to your morning routine.
Farmyard Funster Pillows
Check out our cozy farmyard fun pillows—brighten your space with playful, countryside-inspired designs.
Farmyard Funster Prints
Browse our vibrant farmyard fun prints to add a touch of rural humor and charm to your home decor.
Farmyard Funster T-Shirts
Discover our humorous farmyard fun t-shirts—ideal for showcasing your love of rural life while keeping it light and fun.