Farmyard Fool Gifts

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

She doesn't get on with other udders!

Farmer and Chicken Coop.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Oh Hi!'

Dedication to excellence....

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I'm an enigma!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

"Start talking."

Ham-Dram

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

Tropical Cow Tank

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

Organ Donor Card

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'Let's see... two clucks, three baas, one quack, two oinks, and eight neighs- once again, the neighs have it.'

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''