Farm Farce Fanatic Gifts

Ham-Dram

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Cow Pinatas

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Static cling."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"I'm an enigma!"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Wild Cow.

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

Domestic Animals.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."