Farm Farce Fanatic Pillows

Ham-Dram

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Static cling."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"I'm an enigma!"

Wild Cow.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Some genetically engineered pig

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

Domestic Animals.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."