Funny Farm Fanatic Gifts

'Tech support...I'd like to report a farmer in the dell!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Cow Pinatas

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Oh Hi!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Dedication to excellence....

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"I'm an enigma!"

Wild Cow.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Food fight!'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

BOO MOO!

Domestic Animals.

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

Some genetically engineered pig

Ham-Dram

Your life is in great danger...