Farmyard Fool Prints

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

She doesn't get on with other udders!

Farmer and Chicken Coop.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Oh Hi!'

Dedication to excellence....

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"I'm an enigma!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"Start talking."

Ham-Dram

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

Tropical Cow Tank

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

Organ Donor Card

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'Let's see... two clucks, three baas, one quack, two oinks, and eight neighs- once again, the neighs have it.'

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

'Chillax kids! Farmer Brown says we're on vacation.'

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

Everything you always wanted to know about slop, but were afraid to ask...