Farm Fools Gifts

'What do you think I'm doing? The doctor told me to collect a mid stream urine specimen."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Oh Hi!'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I'm an enigma!"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

Ham-Dram

Cow cartooning block.

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

A centi-stampede.

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

Farm Humor.

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

Cow picks up chick instead of tennis ball.

'Chillax kids! Farmer Brown says we're on vacation.'

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

"Early Sparings are all well and good, but I can't keep up this gambolling for much longer."

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

Blackmail is such an ugly word...Don't you agree?