Funny Farmer Gifts

When he heard that methane was responsible for around 18% of the Greenhouse Effect, Ed decided to take action.

'Oh Hi!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

A sure sign of rain

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"Static cling."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'Food fight!'

A Tongue Stud.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

COWS: Spare cow

'She says her stomachs ache.'

Grassy breath?

Cow cartooning block.

Tropical Cow Tank

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'Well, nobody's perfect.'