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When he heard that methane was responsible for around 18% of the Greenhouse Effect, Ed decided to take action.

'Oh Hi!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

A sure sign of rain

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Static cling."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Food fight!'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

A Tongue Stud.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

Tropical Cow Tank

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

Grassy breath?

Cow cartooning block.

'She says her stomachs ache.'

COWS: Spare cow

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'Well, nobody's perfect.'