Funny Farm Folks Gifts

Cockerel and hen

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Oh Hi!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"Static cling."

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"I'm an enigma!"

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Food fight!'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

Grassy breath?

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

'She says her stomachs ache.'