Farm Fools Pillows

'What do you think I'm doing? The doctor told me to collect a mid stream urine specimen."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Oh Hi!'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I'm an enigma!"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Ham-Dram

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

A centi-stampede.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Cow cartooning block.

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

"It's the fabled Mongolian Herd!"

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

Farm Humor.

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

'Hey Phil...Thanks again for that little barnyard speech you gave last week about Farmer John's unimpeachable character and good intentions...'

'Chillax kids! Farmer Brown says we're on vacation.'

"Early Sparings are all well and good, but I can't keep up this gambolling for much longer."

"That's adorable. This must be how rich people feel when poor people get angry!"

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

Hen counts her blessings.