Farmyard Funster Prints

"You want me to do the Hernia operation for two chickens? What are these chickens made of …… gold?!!"

Organ Donor Card

'A cow alarm'.

COWS: Cow Dispenser

Ok chaps, let's put this cheap Christmas cracker trumpet through its paces!

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

She's got a hat-trick!

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Oh Hi!'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Dedication to excellence....

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Superstock'

Moo! OOM!

Police Cow!

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Dogs and Chickens

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

I want to be a lawn!

Costume Party.

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

Holy Cow

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

When Cows Discovered Mowers

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."