Farmland Funster Gifts

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

Set fazers to 'Wet Fart!'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

'Oh Hi!'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'Superstock'

'Not that slowly back...'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Moo! OOM!

Police Cow!

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

I want to be a lawn!

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

"You spoil that boy."

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

Football