Farm Funster Gifts

"You know, I'm happy in my world of low expectations."

"If you say Happy Moo Year one more time I'm going to have to slap you!"

I want to be a lawn!

Keep off the grass

"First Vegetarian"

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Snow covers grass.'WE'RE BLIND! WE'RE BLIIIND!'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'Well, I'll do what I can, but frankly, this is one hell of a breed to come down with foot and mouth...'

"Why are you giving them whiskey?"

Vet. Vet. Ironically, the pig has a pulled calf muscle and the cow has a strained hamstring.

'Don't worry: She might be a bit eccentric, but she's not a mad cow...'

'Alright, who's the wise guy'

"Sorry, babe, this ain't gonna work out. I'm lactose intolerant."

The pen is mightier than the sward.

To Catch a Predator: Farm Edition.

Oh man, they've been eating Astro-Turf again!

'Superstock'

Diet Cud

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

A Cow Funeral.

Setting up World of Cow

Cow limbos under electric fence.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Penfriend

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

"Accept that you're a pot bellied pig and give it up with the Spanx already."

Holy Cow

"Eyes on your own paper!"

Right....Quick,nobody's looking!

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

'Who needs apps?'

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

Bless You!

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!