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When Moms Dance

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'It says the best way to stop undesirable behavior is to ignore it.'

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

The Vorsteins plan to raise their own turkey for Thanksgiving failed the moment their kids named it 'Bobo'.

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

Naughty kids watching TV and telling their slack dad to go back to his kennel.

'Well, he certainly has his father's nose!'

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"Can't fathers read?"

"All set? I'm using the self timer. We will take 3 pictures!"

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'What goes putt-putt-putt-putt?'

"Enough's enough! I've been calling you two for dinner for the last half hour!"

'Before you go on at me, Dad, is it off the record?'

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"This is a funny way to buy my affection."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Mom, that's 2% milk. Shouldn't you get a 98% discount?"

"Did you say girl cheese sandwiches? Why can't I have a boy cheese sandwich?"

Faddy, fussy and pernickety eating. It's strictly the preserve of those without kids.

"What did I tell you, pretty comfy hey? That's my dad's favourite branch..."

"If she can give birth every twenty seconds, what's taking mom so long? It's been like eight months already?"

Guess your weight, age or political persuasion.

"You spoil that boy."

'All present and accounted for.'

'If God brings the sun and rain, the earth brings our food and the stork brings babies-what's dad hanging around for?'

'Look out kids, here comes Basil Rathbone.'

'Mom never said she was a clown!'

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

'Grandpa is at that cute age.'