Farm Funsies Gifts

'Why can't you spoil me like other parents spoil their kids?'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow's straw

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Superstock'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Tractor Racing

Moo! OOM!

Police Cow!

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Moo-Magrams Exams

The Taming of the Ewe

Cow Pollen

Dogs and Chickens

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

I want to be a lawn!

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Cow Wash Cycle.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Holy Cow

French Animal Noises.

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

'This is my mom and dad.'

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"