Farm Funsies T-Shirts

'Why can't you spoil me like other parents spoil their kids?'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Cow's straw

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'Superstock'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Moo! OOM!

Tractor Racing

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Police Cow!

Cow Pollen

Dogs and Chickens

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

The Taming of the Ewe

I want to be a lawn!

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

Holy Cow

Cow Wash Cycle.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

French Animal Noises.

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

Diet Cud