Festive Farm Fun T-Shirts

Christmas Cow.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Merry Christmas"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

The Taming of the Ewe

Cow Pollen

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

Cow Wash Cycle.

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

D.I.Y SUCKS!

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

'I see the Maids have been in!'

You, my friend, are going to have a great Christmas party!

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

Farmer pushes the cow down so he boings back up again.

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'Big egg.'

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'