Festive Farm Fun Pillows

Christmas Cow.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Merry Christmas"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Moo-Magrams Exams

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Cow Pollen

The Taming of the Ewe

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Cow Wash Cycle.

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

You, my friend, are going to have a great Christmas party!

'Big egg.'

'I see the Maids have been in!'

Farmer pushes the cow down so he boings back up again.

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

Scrooge McCow