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'Well, Hawkins, I see you made it to work on time.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Dedication to excellence....

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

Moo-Magrams Exams

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

Cow Pollen

The Taming of the Ewe

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Costume Party.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Cow Wash Cycle.

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"Start talking."

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

'I see the Maids have been in!'

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

Farmer pushes the cow down so he boings back up again.

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'