Farmyard Giggles Prints

'Well, Hawkins, I see you made it to work on time.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Dedication to excellence....

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

The Taming of the Ewe

Cow Pollen

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

Cow Wash Cycle.

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

"Start talking."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

Farmer pushes the cow down so he boings back up again.

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

'I see the Maids have been in!'

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'