Farm Funnier Gifts

There...see how you like it!

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Oh Hi!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Static cling."

"I'm an enigma!"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

The Taming of the Ewe

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Cow Wash Cycle.

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."