Farm Funnier Mugs

There...see how you like it!

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Oh Hi!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Static cling."

"I'm an enigma!"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"That was definitely mine."

Moo-Magrams Exams

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

The Taming of the Ewe

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Cow Wash Cycle.

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...