Farm Funnies Gifts

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"She's giving me only one egg a month, I think she's getting lazy."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Oh Hi!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Moo-Magrams Exams

The Taming of the Ewe

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

Cow Wash Cycle.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

Organ Donor Card

Farmer pushes the cow down so he boings back up again.

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Christmas Cow.

'I see the Maids have been in!'

'Gee, at these prices you'd think they would tie the feedbags on for you.'

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

'What's that smell?'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

Perhaps it would be easier using mice?

'Culled?! That's a relief...I thought you said we were gonna be killed!'

'When we were first married, he was all 'Cock-A-Doodle-Do.' Now, he's just 'Cock-A-Doodle-Don't.''