Farming Funster Gifts

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

Wind-up cows

Hedgehogs revenge.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Oh Hi!'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Superstock'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'Not that slowly back...'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

Police Cow!

Moo! OOM!

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

I want to be a lawn!

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Holy Cow

Football

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'