Fuel Funster Gifts

Self Service Petrol Station

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Superstock'

'Not that slowly back...'

Moo! OOM!

Police Cow!

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

I want to be a lawn!

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

Holy Cow

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

The pen is mightier than the sward.

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"It's from the E.P.A., they say we have to have a non-smoking section."

YAAY! Slam dump!

Diet Cud

When Cows Discovered Mowers

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

'I understand that you only use your vehicle once a year, Mr. Claus, but you drive over a million miles that night. That's why your premium is so high.'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'