Fuel Funster Pillows

Self Service Petrol Station

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Superstock'

'Not that slowly back...'

Moo! OOM!

Police Cow!

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

I want to be a lawn!

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Santa Randy was fired and Santa Claus got the job.

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

Holy Cow

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

The pen is mightier than the sward.

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

Diet Cud

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

"It's from the E.P.A., they say we have to have a non-smoking section."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

YAAY! Slam dump!

'I understand that you only use your vehicle once a year, Mr. Claus, but you drive over a million miles that night. That's why your premium is so high.'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'